The Best Worst Christmas Jokes

Love them or hate them, Christmas Crackers are a timeless novelty and the jokes inside them are a necessary addition to any Christmas meal. What better way to unite family and friends than with a terrible, terrible joke? We’ve rounded up some of the best Christmas jokes so that you can have an endless supply of horrible puns ready for Christmas day.

Jack Selman, Operations & Delivery Consultant

Q: How does a snowman get to work?
A: By icicle

Will Dennis, Product Specialist

Q: How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas Turkey?

A: On the dark side!

Jonathan Brayshaw, Head of Marketing & Communications

Q: What's black, white and red all over.

A: A newspaper.

Ellis Putnam, Campaign Executive

Q: Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?

A: Because he has private elf care.

John Glover, Product Developer

All Christmas cracker jokes are terrible which is why we drink huge amounts of red wine to forget them

Elo Ozumba, Client Engagement Consultant

Q: What music do Elves like best?

A: Wrap music!

Tad Haas, Executive Vice President

Q: What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Claustrophobia!

Paloma Armada Gamboa, Innovation & Client Engagement Executive

“Can’t say, as Christmas Crackers aren’t a tradition in Spain. Our tradition during Christmas day is to dance!”

Jake Favell, Product Quality Assurance

Q: Who looks after Father Christmas when he is ill?

A: The National Elf Service.

We hope these jokes give you and your family a few chuckles this holiday season! Make sure you check back in for the rest of the holiday season to see what other surprises we’re hiding behind our advent calendar door.